The Art Critic As God.
The Art Critic As God.
by Cesare A.X. Syjuco
Published in: San Juan [The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art], October 1986
ARE YOU THE ACCUSED,
TUMTUM MACABRE, ET, AL.,
mm... BROUGHT BEFORE ME
THIS.. PSSPSS... mm... AND
WHO, ON THE NIGHT OF...
Bzz Bzz.. Pss... brums
wuwowo... owsn..
ETC. ETC. ?
1.
AND DO YOU ADMIT
THAT... BZZZ... mmm...
PSS PSS... AND THAT YOU
DID KNOWINGLY... zzz...
fins ... AND... MMM...
BZZZ - BZZ... PSS PSS...
mmmo fms...
ETC., ETC.?
2.
AND ARE YOU ALSO AWARE
THAT ... B22 B22 ... MM....
AND THAT THE PUNISHMENT
FOR YOUR CRIME IS ... PSS...
PSS PSS ... omms ... MM...
ETC., ETC.?
3.
O.K.
BRING IN THE BODY!
mm.. pss..
(Bzz... Bzz..
mm.. psspss)
(LEM'MESEE THAT BODY..)
(LEM'ME SEE, LEM'ME SEE...)
4.
BOING!
HOLY
SHIT!
(NGINIG-NGINIG)
5.
(GRRR... GRRR...)
TUMTUM MACABRE, ET. AL.,
I SENTENCE YOU TO... BZZ BZZ..
MMM... PSS PSS...(HRUMPH!).
BZZ... BZZ... UNTIL DEAD!...
PSS PSS... BZZ BZZ... AND... HMM..
GOOD RIDDANCE! (GRR... GRR..
(GRRR..) (GRR..)
(ROFROF.)
HUBBA-HUBBA
6.
ART
eeeeeeeeee
7.
NEXT!
c.s.© 9/86
8.
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Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 1 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 2 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 3 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 4 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 5 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 6 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 7 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 8 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
Cesare A.X. Syjuco, “The Art Critic As God” (page 9 of 9), San Juan The Liberated Bimonthly Magazine of Art, October 1986
